Lil Wayne Pulls A Dr. Dre, Jim Jones Destroys Dipset Reunion, Pleasure P Loves The Kids
In this week's Pulse Report, we're bringin' that a** back 168 hours to laugh at Jay-Z and Nas "wanting" to do a 50 Cent collaboration, see Jim Jones destroy Dipset reunion talks...again, get up close and personal with Pleasure P, watch Lil Wayne pull a Dr. Dre and oh SOHH much more!
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1. Hard Times
No bullsh*t, let me tell you all a story. A few nights ago I dreamed that I ran into "y'all's" boy 50 Cent and had a brief conversation with him. I said he should really take that "This Is 50 Fest" sh*t serious and at the next one, reunite with Game and Young Buck, hence, re-starting the entire G-Unit movement. Funny thing is, homie laughed and said 'F*ck outta here.' Then I woke up and read this sh*t:
Despite 50 Cent calling Jay-Z Beyonce's husband and more recently jabbing that he thinks he's Jesus, rumor has it that the two may actually be working together behind the scenes. A source who recently found himself eavesdropping on a conversation at a certain New York Giant's office, recently told BET.com that Hov may be unifying the big apple by featuring Fif and Nas on the "Empire State of Mind" remix. Word is the entire recording as well as conversations between the NY juggernauts will be documented. In addition to continually jabbing Jay, Fif has had issues with Nas for a while. Former friends, the Queens MCs became at odds after Fif called Nas out on The Massacre's "Piggy Bank." Word has already been spreading that Nas, who was reportedly slated to appear on the original track, is on deck for the remix.
Now I'm batting a solid .900 and I would even put my throwback King Magazine collection (starting with Leila Arcieri Issue No. 1) on the line to say this is the biggest bullsh*t rumor I have ever heard. *Insert: LMFAO!!!* Just because I know how y'all like to get, even my girl @MissInfo dropped the 4-1-1 on that a**, MJB style, to dead the hopes:
This would be quite a surprising turn of events. Why would Jay reach out for to end a beef that he's never acknowledged? Would that seem like a concession? And would 50 agree to be Jay's guest, after all the comments that he's made in the past few weeks? Some insiders are already denying the report, so we'll have to see.
Not trying to toss shots at BET, but WTF, doggies? I already see how this could have began. First we get Beanie Sigel suggest Jay did some off the wall imaginary diss on an "Empire State of Mind" remix with Nas going at him and 50 Cent, right? Then "someone" gives BET the "inside" scoop that this sh*t is all documented like a Canal Street bootleg of Fade to Black, right? And, LOL, get this...not only is it going to be Jay-Z and Nas, but 50 CENT TOO? No bullsh*t, this had me rolling on the floor thinking how sites are more Bossip these days than Media Take Out. Here are a few key points y'all need to remember. Jay NEVER calls a truce in a situation that made him look to be a sucker. Have y'all seen Jay and Dame Dash sharing bubbly since 2003 (2003, NOT 2004)? What about Peedi Peedi and Hov slicing a Philly cheesesteak down the middle? Nah son. And it's d*mn sure not gonna be @50Cent, the dude who called him a "Pass The Grey Poupon A** N*gga," right? Holla @ me in the comments section to further discuss this sh*t, maybe I could be wrong, but of course that would be impossible.
2. 2012
D*mn, I'mma keep sh*t all the way a hundred with y'all. Remember how "correct" I was about Dipset really being over? Well, truth be told, I was really hoping I was wrong b/c if you were still a bit shaky about the Diplomats calling a truce, then doggies, I know you gotta be feeling different this week. Jim Jones remixing Freekey Zekey's "Live It Luv It?"
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